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Most Popular Articles           Dogs Are Humans Friend Charming Indian Saree Actress Planes Fly Over Head Best Kenwood Funny Video DENTIST JOKES A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novocaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear." * Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." * I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend? That was my dentist. * At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30). * "Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo." * Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist. CLICK HERE FOR MORE JOKES       Most Visited Categories           Funny Pics Funny Videos Mehndi / Henna Games for Girls Click to join Snegidhi TO RECIEVE COOL MAILS DON'T WAIT JUST CLICK ON THE ABOVE BUTTON *** Bollywood Actress Hollywood Models Southindian Actress GIVE YOUR POLL HOW DO YOU LOOK? OVER WEIGHT OR SLIM!!!

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