Monday, August 15, 2011

[ FFA ] How people in a process Think!....

 

Ø Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month

Ø Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Ø Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month

Ø Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby

Ø Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available

Ø Resource Optimization Team thinks they don`t Need a man or woman; They`ll produce a child with zero resources

Ø Documentation Team thinks they don`t care whether the child is delivered, they`ll just document 9 months

Ø Quality is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS even if it is to "produce a baby". And lastly……

Ø Auditor is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby



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